I Miss You Sam!!

I Miss You Sam!!
I Miss You Sam!!

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

A New Look at Communication and Gardening!!!

As some of you know I have a 94 year old lady for a dear friend and she dos supply me with wicked giggles -- many that I have shared with you before. Well, here is the latest and a great laugh to start the day!!
Gardening for the Hearing Impaired
I was working the garden this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled up to my wife.
"Where is the rake??"
She couldn't hear me and she shouted back at me.
I pointed to my eye and then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.
Then my wife wasn't sure and said, "What?"
I repeated the gesture4s.
"Eye - Kneed - The Rake"
My wife replied that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her backside and finally to her crotch.  Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her,
"What the hell was that?"
She replies,
"Eye - Left Tit - Behind - the Bush!!

Hope you all have a great day!!


Monday, October 5, 2015

Our World

Time to visit our worlds again!!
I have and do enjoy seeing all of our beautiful worlds every week and sharing the fun and the beauty that we are so blessed to have!! I do hope that each of you feel the same way and that you do share with us today!!
Autumn, the year's last, loveliest smile.
William Cullen Bryant

Autumn burned brightly, a running flame through the mountains, a torch flung to the trees.
Faith Baldwin

Every leaf speaks bliss to me,
Fluttering from the autumn tree.
Emily Bronte
Autumn's the mellow time.
William Allingham

October is a symphony of permanence and change.
Bonaro W. Overstreet

What Can I Say?

What Can I Say?
I'm interested in almost everything. Use to like to travel, but it's too expensive now. I take Tai Chi classes, swim, volunteer in a Jump-start program for pre-schoolers. I'm an avid reader and like nearly everyone these days I follow politics avidly. I'm a former teacher and Special Projects Coordinator for a Telecommunications company, Assistant to the President of a Japanese silicon wafer manufacturing company. Am now enjoying retirement -- most of the time. I have two daughters, one son-in-law and two sons scattered all over the country. No grandchildren.

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